Occurrence 44: Poop in the hole and get back to work

November 10th, 2015

Fatigued from a weekend of long travel and constant cleaning, we bring you this week’s occurrence.  We reflect on my daughter’s birthday party, Siuxshi and Special K’s mom’s annual Griswold competition worthy christmas decor, a new segment called 5 funny facts, and closing with a possible ad campaign "Pooping for Popcans" taken from one of our favorite news stories from a few weeks ago!

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Occurrence 42: Reverend Shazam

October 26th, 2015

This week, Shelly tells scary stories, including what her family thinks she calls herself when she officiates weddings. Also, my band’s less than stellar gig at Andy’s in Denton, an apology to Zach from the Funkytown Podcast and wishing a happy 40th birthday to Matt Stubbs from The Jerry Jonestown Massacre!

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Occurrence 41: Passing Bacon

October 19th, 2015

This week, my sister, Heather joins us again to tell us about the annual burning man gathering known as Myschevia and the chaos ensuing during its course.  We also geek out about our new Star Wars kitchen stuff, Shelly’s new super-fan, Susie Ramon, and Kenneth’s trip to Plant City, Florida.

Trivia this week also takes a different turn with R&B questions, which almost nearly stump all of us!


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Occurrence 39: Soda Challenge

October 5th, 2015

A few weeks ago, we stopped at a Farmer’s Market store in Fairfield, Texas and bought 9 funky soda flavors that we decided to try out on our show this week.  As we all take this challenge, including Kenneth’s family, Shelly’s son an ex-husband, we talk about Shelly and Robotuner’s 4 year anniversary, Kenneth’s absence over the last two weeks, and Shelly’s first scary Halloween story for the month.  I also call out Black Han Solo as I discover he’s Steve, one of the co-hosts from our friends at The Intoxicated Gamer.

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Occurrence 38: Someone shoot me, I have to live with him…

September 28th, 2015

Old skul with just Shelly and I this week.  I start off this week about voluntarily staying home from the Panther city pep rally while Shelly talks about her adventures with her lady friends going to see a championship skate off of the Dallas Derby Devils.  I also talk about the season premiere of Gotham and the pilot episode of the new Muppets.  We also talk about the first visit of the poop, err…pope to the U.S and congradulate Jeffrey the Lord for winning Fw Weekly’s critics choice award for best podcast!

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Occurrence 37: The Love Ballad of Turd Ferguson

September 21st, 2015

Shelly and I almost come to blows over which stories we tell in what order.  This week, we geek out of the Star Wars toys we picked up, Talia Lavin, the Jeopardy contestant who used Turd Ferguson in her final Jeopardy question, and a heated discussion over which muppets appeared in Sesame Street versus which ones didn’t.  

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Occurrence 35: Tech Difficulties and Force Friday

September 7th, 2015

After Logic Pro decided to take a shit on me and I lost all of our recorded show, Mixlr saved the day and got the entire thing, but only on our room mic.  This week, we are joined by Dustin from The Jerry Jonestown Massacre and Richard from the band Henry the Archer.  We talk about the new direction of Star Wars merch that was released on Force Friday along with playing all Star Wars trivia for this week’s Stump the Robotuner.  Not to mention, our dog, Shiner goes vicious on Richard’s girlfriend mid episode, but all is well afterwards.

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Occurrence 33: Special K’s Bionic Penis

August 24th, 2015

This week, Kenneth will now be known as “Special K”, we get a voice mail from a Russian hitman, and Robotuner tries his hand at a monologue about the Foo Fighter’s Westboro baptist church prank.  Shelly also tries to upstage me during my prefaces but has some of the craziest news stories to date!


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Occurrence 32: Turnt Up with the Rape Van app

August 17th, 2015

Things start out a little crazy after I play back the audio from my night out on the town with the guys in JJTM and I come up with a brilliant new app which I plan on marketing to Bill Cosby involving illegal activities.  I also apologize to Kenneth for chronically forgetting about his segments week after week, and we play the most confusing round of Stump the Robotuner to date, but come up with some epic fake answers which should earn points all on their own!

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Occurrence 31: Ball Sweat for Sale

August 10th, 2015

This week, I contemplate a supplemental income to pay for my AC repair until I found out it was just a breaker, Kenneth is treated like a sexual predator when he went for a mammogram and we do some more trivia and talk about a Taco Bell making meth in their storage area.  We also talk about the myth that masturbation makes you blind.

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Occurence 28: Robotuner’s Voice Mails vs. Local Podcasts

July 20th, 2015

Kenneth decided to grace us with his presence today and I discover that my voice mails that I leave other local podcasts cause a very high amount of rage amongst those present who listen to them.  Especially, the one I left Jerry Jonestown Massacre in which Matt Leslie, the lead vocalist of Southern Train Gypsy decided to rip me a new one in such an awesome sense!  Tune in and yo uwill hear about this, a McDonald's that serves aborted fetus Chicken McNuggets(TM), and the most entertaining round of Stump the Robotuner!

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Trade Paper Hacks

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Occurrence 27: Get on me!!!!

July 13th, 2015

If I keep this up, 30 minutes may be our new norm.  Kenneth is absent this week from being too tired from the drive back from Padre, but Shelly and I are returned back at Castle Fujiwah.  We talk about the book Ready Player One, our highlights of our trip including seeing a woman at a Dairy Queen who looks to be overly aggressive with her husband, the MeThinks winning the 2015 FW Weekly award for best rock band and the passing of Saturo Iwata, the CEO of Nintendo.  Finally, Shelly interrupts herself during the news stories and goes on an unexpected rant about grammar!

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Occurence 26: Robotuner Invades South Padre Island

July 7th, 2015

This week, we broadcast from our vacation home on South Padre Island where we compete with a pair of Macaws for microphone time.  We also talk about Ready Player One, some crazy dude who killed himself by drinking and setting off a firework of his head and Shelly has an uncanny desire to come to Miley Cyrus’ defense after I call her a slut during another round of Stump the Robotuner!

The Jerry Jonestown Massacre

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Occurrence 24: Mer Da Gitta Ma

June 22nd, 2015

Occurrence 24: Mer Da Gitta Ma

This week went a bit long as we talked about father’s day, E3 highlights, eating nuts, Rachel Dolzeal,  and how Shelly disses on me for being jealous of my pronunciation of asian words.  She gets her own catch phrase, too!

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Occurrence 22: Confused by my own words

June 8th, 2015

At least, that's what I tell people.  We start out with playing part 2 of Redpants Theatre Presents: Spacepants featuring the two member of I Happy Am Zach Zanetich and Rebekah Elizabeth along with Dustin Schneider from The Jerry Jonestown Massacre.  Kenneth talks about a two-dimensional side scrolling game called Mist Manager: Tail of Fire while we try a phrasing game that fails quickly and talk about the greatness known as Kung Fury and where King Tut's mummified erection points to.

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Occurrence 21:Tito and the KFC Golden Ticket Cult

June 1st, 2015

Please listen to this one at 1.5 speed!

Shelly officiates at her ex-husband’s wedding.

Kenneth uses Supar Mario Brothers sound effects while Shelly reads facts about sperm.

Shelly gets on a U.K. story kick.

Kung Fury debuts on Youtube.  

We end by playing a game of “Never have I ever” and uncover a few unmentionable sins in the process.

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Occurrence 20: Fallen Comrades and Gender Reversals

May 27th, 2015

Kenneth is returned this week in our pre-memorial day festivities in a thrall of chaos and sound effects which he refuses to keep their volume under control.  

We talk about David Letterman going off the air and ironically, The Ned Files, our podcast allies in California announce the same day that their show is done which throws us into an almost instant, but very quickly reverted state of depression.

Shelly then asks me in the middle of the occurrence what I would do if she suddenly grew a penis and spouts crazy facts and doodles while Kenneth and I can’t keep our minds our of middle school as she reads them. Finally, their dad, Glenn joins us for Stump the Robotuner and spouts some trivial wisdom our way!  The journey’s over, cowboy.  Think about it, ‘cause I do.

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Occurrence 18: The Spam Slammer

May 10th, 2015

This week's occurrence brought to you by Spam and the close resemblance of its texture to a woman's vagina!  We discuss this amongst several.  I also give a shout to to CUT Hair Salon and talk about Game of Thrones characters that Snoop Dogg wants to smoke weed with and a group of high school students who try to sell their school building on craigslist.

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Occurrence 17: Smack my Spacepants

May 5th, 2015
We try out the first attempt of Redpants Theatre Presents: Spacepants at the start of this week's occurrence.  We discuss the glorified full contact dance off competition known as the Pacheo vs Mayweather fight and if you wanted to replace your hands with a penis or a vagina, which one you would choose
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Occurrence 16: A Run-By Pissing

April 27th, 2015
This week Brad Wiley, the doctor of podcasting joins us for more mischief and mayhem as we play a game of "Who has More of a Right to Bitch" with Brad and Kenneth playing judges.  We also get into what each of the 50 states has excess of compared to the others, how Brad is able to juggle being on 4 podcasts regularly, and the upcoming movie Kung Fury.
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