Occurrence 47: Laser Cooch

November 30th, 2015

While reflecting on our Thanksgiving experiences, we also talk about binging on Marvel’s Jessica Jones, Fallout 4, our Star Wars Christmas Tree, and suprises that Special K’s kids found in his bathroom while cleaning.

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Occurrence 45: Who’s Allison?!

November 16th, 2015

Apparently, that’s who I called Shelly by in the middle of sleeping when she rolled over and kissed me goodnight last week.  She gives me crap about this and we also geek out over Fallout 4, the latest Marvel and DC Superheros, and my new real life hero, Batdad.

We also got some new intro an exit music for your listening enjoyment and finally, we pay tribute to the victims of the terrorist attacks in Paris and Beirut.

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Occurrence 41: Passing Bacon

October 19th, 2015

This week, my sister, Heather joins us again to tell us about the annual burning man gathering known as Myschevia and the chaos ensuing during its course.  We also geek out about our new Star Wars kitchen stuff, Shelly’s new super-fan, Susie Ramon, and Kenneth’s trip to Plant City, Florida.

Trivia this week also takes a different turn with R&B questions, which almost nearly stump all of us!


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Occurrence 39: Soda Challenge

October 5th, 2015

A few weeks ago, we stopped at a Farmer’s Market store in Fairfield, Texas and bought 9 funky soda flavors that we decided to try out on our show this week.  As we all take this challenge, including Kenneth’s family, Shelly’s son an ex-husband, we talk about Shelly and Robotuner’s 4 year anniversary, Kenneth’s absence over the last two weeks, and Shelly’s first scary Halloween story for the month.  I also call out Black Han Solo as I discover he’s Steve, one of the co-hosts from our friends at The Intoxicated Gamer.

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Occurrence 35: Tech Difficulties and Force Friday

September 7th, 2015

After Logic Pro decided to take a shit on me and I lost all of our recorded show, Mixlr saved the day and got the entire thing, but only on our room mic.  This week, we are joined by Dustin from The Jerry Jonestown Massacre and Richard from the band Henry the Archer.  We talk about the new direction of Star Wars merch that was released on Force Friday along with playing all Star Wars trivia for this week’s Stump the Robotuner.  Not to mention, our dog, Shiner goes vicious on Richard’s girlfriend mid episode, but all is well afterwards.

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Occurrence 33: Special K’s Bionic Penis

August 24th, 2015

This week, Kenneth will now be known as “Special K”, we get a voice mail from a Russian hitman, and Robotuner tries his hand at a monologue about the Foo Fighter’s Westboro baptist church prank.  Shelly also tries to upstage me during my prefaces but has some of the craziest news stories to date!


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Occurrence 32: Turnt Up with the Rape Van app

August 17th, 2015

Things start out a little crazy after I play back the audio from my night out on the town with the guys in JJTM and I come up with a brilliant new app which I plan on marketing to Bill Cosby involving illegal activities.  I also apologize to Kenneth for chronically forgetting about his segments week after week, and we play the most confusing round of Stump the Robotuner to date, but come up with some epic fake answers which should earn points all on their own!

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Occurrence 31: Ball Sweat for Sale

August 10th, 2015

This week, I contemplate a supplemental income to pay for my AC repair until I found out it was just a breaker, Kenneth is treated like a sexual predator when he went for a mammogram and we do some more trivia and talk about a Taco Bell making meth in their storage area.  We also talk about the myth that masturbation makes you blind.

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Occurence 29: Robotuner’s Insignificant Origins

July 27th, 2015

Honestly, I was too amped about going to be part of the interview with Sascha of KMFDM and too tired the day after to come up with an insightful description.  I did manage to coin a new phrase of bigotry while we apologized for the news story about the McDonald’s fetus nuggets being totally fake.  Oh yea, I end by telling the stories behind the Robotuner name and my catch phrase, Redpants!

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Occurence 26: Robotuner Invades South Padre Island

July 7th, 2015

This week, we broadcast from our vacation home on South Padre Island where we compete with a pair of Macaws for microphone time.  We also talk about Ready Player One, some crazy dude who killed himself by drinking and setting off a firework of his head and Shelly has an uncanny desire to come to Miley Cyrus’ defense after I call her a slut during another round of Stump the Robotuner!

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Occurrence 22: Confused by my own words

June 8th, 2015

At least, that's what I tell people.  We start out with playing part 2 of Redpants Theatre Presents: Spacepants featuring the two member of I Happy Am Zach Zanetich and Rebekah Elizabeth along with Dustin Schneider from The Jerry Jonestown Massacre.  Kenneth talks about a two-dimensional side scrolling game called Mist Manager: Tail of Fire while we try a phrasing game that fails quickly and talk about the greatness known as Kung Fury and where King Tut's mummified erection points to.

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Occurrence 20: Fallen Comrades and Gender Reversals

May 27th, 2015

Kenneth is returned this week in our pre-memorial day festivities in a thrall of chaos and sound effects which he refuses to keep their volume under control.  

We talk about David Letterman going off the air and ironically, The Ned Files, our podcast allies in California announce the same day that their show is done which throws us into an almost instant, but very quickly reverted state of depression.

Shelly then asks me in the middle of the occurrence what I would do if she suddenly grew a penis and spouts crazy facts and doodles while Kenneth and I can’t keep our minds our of middle school as she reads them. Finally, their dad, Glenn joins us for Stump the Robotuner and spouts some trivial wisdom our way!  The journey’s over, cowboy.  Think about it, ‘cause I do.

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Occurrence 18: The Spam Slammer

May 10th, 2015

This week's occurrence brought to you by Spam and the close resemblance of its texture to a woman's vagina!  We discuss this amongst several.  I also give a shout to to CUT Hair Salon and talk about Game of Thrones characters that Snoop Dogg wants to smoke weed with and a group of high school students who try to sell their school building on craigslist.

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Occurrence 17: Smack my Spacepants

May 5th, 2015
We try out the first attempt of Redpants Theatre Presents: Spacepants at the start of this week's occurrence.  We discuss the glorified full contact dance off competition known as the Pacheo vs Mayweather fight and if you wanted to replace your hands with a penis or a vagina, which one you would choose
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Occurrence 16: A Run-By Pissing

April 27th, 2015
This week Brad Wiley, the doctor of podcasting joins us for more mischief and mayhem as we play a game of "Who has More of a Right to Bitch" with Brad and Kenneth playing judges.  We also get into what each of the 50 states has excess of compared to the others, how Brad is able to juggle being on 4 podcasts regularly, and the upcoming movie Kung Fury.
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Occurrence 15: Eat your Mama’s Daughter’s Grub

April 20th, 2015
Had some great times in Deep Ellum this last weekend seeing Cruella and Redefine aside from the heavy thunderstorms that broke two of my tree limbs in my backyard while Shiner is becoming obsessed with wanting outside while we try and record this week's occurence.  We also talk movies that captured actual shock from the actor's that was unscripted, the upcoming bullshit event designed to suck money out of unknowing hopefuls known as the Podcast Movement, and the newly released Star Warts Episode 7 teaser trailer.  We're still in disagreement on how BB-8 works.  Enjoy.
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Occurence 13: Peeps of Meth

April 6th, 2015
We are joined this week by my ally in the podcasting world, Dustin Schneider from The Jerry Jonestown Massacre.  This week, we talk about my adventures with poison ivy where my eye swells up and everyone thinks that Shelly hits me for not making her a sandwich, I also went to Deep Ellum to see a bunch of great bands on Do For It Records, a woman in Mexico who died and 800 dogs show up at her funeral, and Dustin and I play stump the Robotuner music trivia against each other and it comes pretty damn close!
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Occurence 12: Broken Sharts

March 31st, 2015

Sadly, this will be my last occurence for a while, since I'll be selling off all my stuff to pay for my upcoming legal battles against the publishers of the songs that I cover for my intro and exit music.  Why not go out with a bang, right?

This week, we go another round of stump the Robotuner and talk about my gig with The Confounded Saturday night along with a crazy bitch who stabbed her boyfriend in the crotch over a bowl of salsa.
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Occurence 11-The Cleansing

March 23rd, 2015
Having endured the cleansing of both sheds filled full of shit that was left behind by my grandparents, we bring you this week's occurence.   We talk about the local bands I saw on Friday at the Boiler Room, Redefine, Vinyl,  and New Magnetic North; powdered alcohol mix, celebs that also have their own bands, and Round 2 of Stump Robotuner!  Greatness is sure to be had!
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Occurence 9: Funky Moods

March 9th, 2015
I press record.  I play the intro.  I get my car back.  I go to my band's lead singer's wedding which is at a record store.  I do a monologue saluting Atypical DFW podcast.  I bitch about the weather.  I scat and try to come up with more phrases on the fly to coin.  Shelly tries to stump me with music trivia.  She fails.  I talk about The Evil Within.  I give a shout out to the other podcasts I support.  I play my exit music.  I press stop.  I upload the occurence.  You listen.

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